Look, all I wanna know is

Did I successfully change this theme?

I sure did.

I’m typing in a font called Lako.

Did you know that Lako rhymes with Mako, as in Mako shark? I don’t know if that’s true.

What I’m trying to say is – this blog? It’s full of lies.

This is a post I’m making so that I can get over the hump of a familiar feeling I’m sure we’ve all had, the feeling that says, “It’s been years so I have to write a comeback post SO STRONG that it literally makes the hair on people’s heads fall straight off  and if they don’t have any hair then their bald heads turns red and then newspapers would pick up on the story saying, ‘Local Blogger Restarts Blog; Causes Baldness, Scalp Redness in the Hairless.’”

You know what I mean? That feeling?

It’s 8:17 on Good Friday. The sun is shining. I’m downstairs in the living room. Sara is upstairs with the children, showing them essential, life-teachable videos about the power of music via Queen and Michael Jackson.